17 3 / 2013

17 3 / 2013

misterjmasters:

thefrogman:

Life needs more baby wombats. 
[reddit | video] [h/t: pleatedjeans]

Makin’ my way downtown.

misterjmasters:

thefrogman:

Life needs more baby wombats. 

[reddit | video] [h/t: pleatedjeans]

Makin’ my way downtown.

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17 3 / 2013

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17 3 / 2013

Journey (PS3)

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17 3 / 2013

teamorgan:

forever young

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17 3 / 2013

mama-bird:

let’s invent a game called “infomercial”

when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way

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17 3 / 2013

phantasticsmosher:

 

cleverurlhere:

The Best of Cards Against HumanityIt’s kind of like the extremely offensive version of Apples to Apples.

I played it for the first time this evening with my friends and here were the best ones.  (They aren’t meant to be taken seriously, of course!)

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17 3 / 2013

"There is no shame in being hungry for another person. There is no shame in wanting very much to share your life with somebody."

Augusten Burroughs (via aax-iom)

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17 3 / 2013

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

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17 3 / 2013

17 3 / 2013

17 3 / 2013

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17 3 / 2013

violentblowjobs:

exactly the answer i needed

violentblowjobs:

exactly the answer i needed

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17 3 / 2013

pixosprout:

Home Sweet Home

Finally found time to finish this! I tried many times but Tumblr just wouldn’t let me upload the GIF in one piece… oh well… back to hibernation mode! _(:з ゝ∠)_

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17 3 / 2013

shooty-mcface:

explodeyfaces:

spiffyname:

smile-cause-life-is-beautiful:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

hyenabonz:

mrstupididy:

ayomxmuzix:

A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.No one in the party knew why he was doing this?Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!

spread this because it’d be terrible as fuck is just like amazing, alright, ok.

I run a fandom blog so I hope this can inform cosplayers or cosmetic lense users as well as day to day contact wearers.

Who the fuck doesn’t know what a barbecue is?

OH MY GOD

Okay I really don’t think that all of a sudden you’d be screaming? You can feel your contacts drying out, it’s not very sudden. I wear contacts everyday because I have rather poor eyesight and seriously? I don’t think you could not notice contacts drying out, it’s rather unpleasant.

Nope. 

maybe you could try actually looking stuff up before believing anything and everything, tumblr

shooty-mcface:

explodeyfaces:

spiffyname:

smile-cause-life-is-beautiful:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

hyenabonz:

mrstupididy:

ayomxmuzix:

A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?

Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.

DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!

Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!

spread this because it’d be terrible as fuck is just like amazing, alright, ok.

I run a fandom blog so I hope this can inform cosplayers or cosmetic lense users as well as day to day contact wearers.

Who the fuck doesn’t know what a barbecue is?

OH MY GOD

Okay I really don’t think that all of a sudden you’d be screaming? You can feel your contacts drying out, it’s not very sudden. I wear contacts everyday because I have rather poor eyesight and seriously? I don’t think you could not notice contacts drying out, it’s rather unpleasant.

Nope. 

maybe you could try actually looking stuff up before believing anything and everything, tumblr